A Ghastly Graveyard Dinner Party

To all our graveyard friends: you are formally invited to attend our annual ghastly dinner party. Get ready to eat your guts out, drink blood wine, and cleanse your palette with graveyard dirt cake. Don’t forget to bring your eyeballs-we might need them. Corpse attire required.

Upon your arrival, find your seat at the table by looking for your very own coffin. We were sure to place you next to your darkest enemies to ensure the ultimate unpleasant experience. We printed your dinner menu on your death certificate…we hope you don’t mind.

We suggest you start by enjoying the zombie charcuterie and a glass of blood wine before the ghosts arrive, as they are notorious for haunting the party during cocktail hour.

Once seated, blackened intestine pasta will served. Watch out for worms.

Last but not least, we will end the night with cake made from the dirt of our very own graveyard, topped with eyeballs from… well, you know.

Cheers, witches. Happy Halloweekend!